threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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