You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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