I want to have your abortion
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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