she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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