haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
ttyl tear gas
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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