It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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