I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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