We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
How does one acquire holy water?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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