I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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