If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I could have mohawked her pubes.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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