he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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