We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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