Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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