I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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