I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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