Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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