Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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