Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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