I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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