You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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