new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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