Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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