dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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