is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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