marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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