I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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