i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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