I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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