i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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