why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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