My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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