my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you inspire me to be a worse person
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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