Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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