I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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