We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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