you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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