I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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