Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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