scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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