I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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