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I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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