i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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