I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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