Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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