Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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