took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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