Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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