I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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