Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
