Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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