I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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