did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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