every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
What drink are we having for lunch?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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