Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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