dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You can make out without kissing
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