He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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