I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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