so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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